He's dead, Jim.

We have a bad-ass storm coming through right now and we're under a tornado watch with funnels all over the damn place.

Tennis ball sized hail. O.O

More later.

MY SNAKE OIL IS HERE!!!

And frimps of Kyoto and Aeval!

*dances*

Knife-Wielding Home Invader Put In Hospital By 80-year-old John Wayne Fan

I love this. The old fellow reminds me of my late grandfather. XD

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27412


You have to watch it all the way through, and keep an eye on the old man in front. The funniest parts are near the end. I laughed so hard my ribs hurt.

Please watch the following video. He makes a few mistakes, I think, but the piece he's playing is far beyond anything I could have ever attempted. Srsly, you should see the guitar tabs!

ETA: This is my brother playing. Sorry it's so dark. :(

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Is gmail down for anyone else? :/

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

G rated, safe for work. It's funny. :)

Did you know most chocolate is farmed by slave labor?

http://vision.ucsd.edu/~kbranson/stopchocolateslavery/index.html

The best breakfast in the world: leftover chinese food from dinner. Cold chicken teriyaki = YUM!

I know I said I was leaving, but this is an emergency. Lucy got out this morning and we think she got hit by a car. The house and I are covered in blood, and Scott just took her to the emergency vets.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

And Autumn is hiding in the bedroom with the blanket over her head bawling.

FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. Slowly and painfully kill you. With blunt cutty things and squiggly sharpy things kill you. You will bleed and I will laugh. Run. Now.

*anger... rising...*

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Wow, that's alot of movies.

Yesterday I made a shitty coffee cake using a shitty recipe (Bisquick, blech!), so today I made a good one using my own recipe I tweaked. I like lots of cinnamon in my coffee cake. :D Nothing is better than warm coffee cake with a hot cup of coffee, which is what inspired this poll. Participation is mandatory!


Poll #884693 How do you take it?
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: Friends, participants: 8

What kind of cream do you use in your coffee?

I'm having trouble viewing pictures on other peoples' lj's. Can anyone tell me what I need to do to fix it?

Eating a candy bar and then drinking a Coke makes the Coke taste funny. How about you?